He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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