its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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