How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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