I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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