My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He has the fingertips of a God
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