I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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