you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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