this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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