it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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