I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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