Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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