you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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