Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
