so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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