I need help removing her.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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