and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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