Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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