And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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