when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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