I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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