Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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