did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
