Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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