Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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