I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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