do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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