is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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