so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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