my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
