He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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