Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
this will be a night to untag.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
