Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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