But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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