Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I died a long time ago.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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