I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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