I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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