You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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