Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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