i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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