Your dad touched me again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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