so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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