The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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