Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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