Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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