you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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