im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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