I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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