i think my tv is drunk
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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