If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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