How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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